admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.

Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?

by Asshandle June 26, 2015

anus buster

The action of inserting your entire skull into someones rectum and wearing their ass as a hat. Often leading to severe constipation.

Wow, the anus buster turned my nigger dick into a bigger nick.

by Theshizzhole April 7, 2017

Spaghetti Anus

a worm infested bloody anus may contain poop, "meatballs"

I have a spaghetti anus

by Extendedmeme September 12, 2020

Anus

The scientific word for the opening in between the buttocks. Also commonly sexualized by some minority groups.

Doctor: Sir you have a severe rash on and around your anus.
Patient: You mean the asshole?
Doctor: Yes.

by Daddy Pedro December 3, 2021

Anus Accent

A type of accent produced by ones anus. The accent affects the timbre and tonality of farts, and poops alike.

An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.

Hey bro, did you get a new anus accent? Are those real rubies?

Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.

by Christian Handersun July 25, 2021

Anus

Anus is the class clown in your school, they are very annoying but also has a crush on you. But whenever they get mad they often call people names, like peanut, biscuit, bloody bitch, and phony. They are a cat and a fish but can also turn into a human, if you ever make Anus mad then they will erase you, if you ever start dating Anus, you are considered unlucky.

“Anus is so rude!” “I hate when Anus keeps touching me!” “My last date with Anus was horrible!”

by Wasgkudoflfl September 2, 2023

laughing my anus off

a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends

Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off

by LMFAO2.0 February 19, 2021