Neighborhood Justice Warrior

Overenthusiastic paranoid neighborhood watchers.

Neighborhood Justice Warriors unite!

by Balloonsquidink September 26, 2019

Yik Yak Warrior

College students who aimlessly seek out brawls on Yik Yak. These individuals spend countless hours brainstorming sinister yaks targeting peers or current events.

That nerd has Yik Yak warrior written all over himself.

by JohnnyGolfball September 18, 2016

wide open warrior

When the guy sits up straight, grabs the girl by the ankles and slams his erect cock into the woman

I wide open warriored my sister last night.

by Vanici July 12, 2014

cinematic justice warrior

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.

"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017

Warm-up Warrior

A person who runs super fast during a warm-up, but then sucks the whole rest of the practice (usually in cross-country or track).

Girl: Look at him! He's so fast!

Boy: No, he's just a warm-up warrior

by Rad_Darkthor August 28, 2012

Steering Wheel Warrior

A Steering Wheel Warrior is the motoring equivalent of a keyboard warrior. Someone who acts real tough in their car but in reality they are actually a big yellow coward. A Steering Wheel Warrior will drive aggressively, beep their horn, wave their arms, flip the bird, scream and shout in their car and generally act like a complete pig towards other motorists, pedestrians, cyclists etc regardless of the traffic conditions.

They are usually very angry all the time and blame others for their problems.

Joe: "I was waiting at traffic lights today and even though the lights were red this guy kept beeping his horn at me to move."

Chris: "Ugh, what an asshole. Sounds like a typical Steering Wheel Warrior."

by Clitty McClitus January 17, 2013

Social Justice Warrior

A perosn who is so fucking retated that they cant make 2 points without contradicting themselves

Yeahh, I am a social justice warrior who thinks that all men should die, all women should be lesbian, and i sooo love zodiac signs

by 634gdr December 21, 2022