Lebanon Valley College

Fast forward 9 years...

students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.

Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."

by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018

cash flow valley

Cash Flow Valley or known as Castro Valley, CA.
Play on words.

A: Hey baby where are you from?
B: I'm from Cash Flow Valley! Wanna play poker when we get back to my place? ;)
A: ...Strip poker?
B: *smiles*

by Write handed November 29, 2017

Hidden Valley Ranch

Hidden Valley-vagina or penis.
Ranch- the white cum from the Hidden Valley.

And then came the Hidden Valley Ranch.

by Funkymunkey00 July 11, 2009

Hope valley college

A place filled with smokers, cruelty and inadequate teachers. Also cannabis hidden in each bathroom ceiling

“Hope valley college, where neglected children go to suffer”

by anonymous June 8, 2022

Wayne Valley High School

An old ass high school in wayne New Jersey where the AC is on in the winter and the heater is on in the summer. The freshman get older every year and the juniors park on Nellis because this school spends all its money on the football team and can’t afford another parking lot. The school consists of upper-middle class white kids who think they can pull off durags along with the 20 kids of other races who stick together. The school has invested in multiple “juul rooms” where people tend to rudely piss in. Wayne valley is also known for getting drugs from other schools because they are too pussy to get their own.

“Gtfo the juul room”
“Yo you know that freshman w the nice ass” -seniors at Wayne Valley High School

“Homey check out my fortnite livestream during 5th” -probably some white kid

“Silky babbyyyyyy”

by DubV 69 December 1, 2018

Death Valley Moonbeam

A woman bends over and shoots her projectile diarrhea into the face of the man who loves her. The roles could be reversed as well and the man could satisfy his lady with his Mexican food leftovers. Preferably this happens after the couple eat at Del Taco.

Stacy had just gotten home from a long day of working at the soup kitchen. She noticed her neighbor had let himself in and there were three bags of Del Taco sitting on the table. She knew what he wanted. She knew he wouldn't leave until she delivered a Death Valley Moonbeam straight to his face.

by Drpun May 22, 2009

Great Valley Middle School

A place in a malvern where about 0.1% of the teacher are actually tolerable. At this school, you'll find childish sixth graders, horny seventh graders and asshole eighth graders. As you move up the ranks at this public school, you'll want to kill your self more and more. You're either popular and an asshole, middle class and normal, or in the nerd herd where they're all fucking weirdos. But damn Mr. Wise is fine.

I went to Great Valley Middle School and in sixth grade someone stole my lollipop, in seventh grade I got my ass slapped and in eighth grade I got beat up in the bathroom.

by Minith4life123 February 18, 2017