Russian Roasted

Spit roasting Russian person

And then he Russian roasted me and I squirted everywhere

by Brontë Shande the legend October 27, 2020

Russian Tornado

A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.

Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

russian willy

When someone is giving you a blowjob, and then you before you ejaculate, you pull out, and then stick the tip of your penis in their ear and then ejaculate

Adam told his girlfriend Lindsay that he was going to give her a wet Willy, but instead he gave her a Russian Willy

by Pssydstryr69420 December 8, 2016

russian toothbrush

A shot comprised of vodka and rumple minze.

Jake: Hey, you wanna go to Meister's tonight?
Tobias: Yeah, after work today I'm ready to pound some russian toothbrushes

by LumberJake November 1, 2015

Russian crucifix

A form of torture. A person is bolted with legs to a crucifix through the wrists and ankles. Screws are drilled into the elbows, shoulders, knees and hips. 8 car batteries are then attached to the bolts in a pattern. The pattern goes wrist to elbow, elbow to shoulder, ankle to knee, and knee to hip. The electrical currents will not normally kill someone giving the person extreme pain.

Sergio cheated on Wendy's sister. She had him given a Russian crucifix.

by DaEif November 19, 2015

The Suicidal Russian

Luke is that kid who cares for his mates, no matter who and where they are, he doesn't care about himself, he puts others first like a true Russian. He's had a lot of girls, all of them were not loyal enough.

The Suicidal Russian has just tried to commit suicide.

by Charlie Welch June 15, 2020

russian throwback

When a guy cums inside of a girl and she takes the cum that is dripping out of her and throws it in the guys face.

He was being such a dick all night so I had to give him a Russian Throwback.

by Miss Beaverhoussen May 12, 2014