When you finally find a second woman to join a couple in bed, but this woman is only into other women and doesn't want dick anywhere near her.
by User G8477 September 10, 2021
Get the diet threesomemug. Hym "Diet has nothing to do with it. It's the fucking tooth and the fucking infection in the tooth. Can't pay out of pocket or else I won't have enough money for bills. Ran out of money a full week before payday. Trying to catch up. Single most accomplished person in the history of humanity. Outside of conquering a country but once the AGI spawns I'm going to make it absolutely clear how fucked you would have been were I so inclined.... But yeah. Muh toof. Send hot Asian dentists immediately... Or I'll MuRdEr AlL oF the ChIlDrEn!"
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024
Get the Dietmug. A pair of gloves that are fingerless and are fuzzy and black. They look to be edgy, but because it's so low on the edgy scale you can call them diet edgy.
by AmadeusKyouma December 19, 2018
Get the diet edgymug. by DIETDIETDEIT July 9, 2022
Get the DIET EPIC NGLmug. A drink marketed as a low-carb alternative to regular Coke. Works in so much that one or two sips of that glorified seltzer will actually dissuade you from finishing the whole can.
by garcalej December 10, 2019
Get the Diet Cokemug. by maya sparkles November 21, 2021
Get the diet litemug. Someone who is a self-proclaimed "Libertarian" but holds socially conservative views, especially one who is resistant to being labelled "Conservative" or "Republican"
Mark: Ned calls himself a libertarian but he's against gay marriage and legalizing weed.
James: Sounds like he's just a Diet Republican.
James: Sounds like he's just a Diet Republican.
by Supercoolsome September 6, 2022
Get the Diet Republicanmug.