When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously
It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.
by Quadboobasaurus August 10, 2022
by Belivs June 26, 2021
Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.
by sweet_and_sour August 05, 2019
Diamond Liz was out last night.
by BigMog March 16, 2011
a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.
by Woody Thomas May 26, 2007
A person who is not very attractive but dresses very nicely, thus increasing their attractiveness through the help of expensive clothing.
by LocalClusteringCoefficient January 10, 2017
Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.
by Whalosaur July 16, 2023