Magic Carpeting

When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.

"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."

by MRS FEAST June 8, 2018

Carpet cumsplash

Two hairy vaginas being rubbed against each other in the action of scissoring that often occurs during lesbian sex

'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"

by Timmy Tipson 69 November 15, 2022

Pookies carpet

You MasterBate so much and finish into your carpet so much it turns into a hardfloor

Damnit Luke your gonna have pookies carpet if you keep nutting on the floor this much

by Jackrabbit26 June 19, 2023

Carpet bombing value analysis

Applying valuation metrics across multiple industries

He does technical analysis coupled with carpet bombing value analysis .

by Nardzz May 25, 2017

Carpet tunnel

Another name for vagina

Let me get in that carpet tunnel

by Franklin Jackson Johnson July 13, 2018

Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Carpet Shark

The sight of only a cat’s tail sticking up, usually with the view of its body blocked by a coffee table, as it moves across the carpet. The sight of only the tale moving is similar to a shark, but this shark is about to crush some cat nip.

Fucking carpet shark! That damn cat’s tale scared the shit out of me. Oh, sorry Whiskers, I wasn’t yelling at you, here’s some tuna.

by Silverslash January 18, 2019