A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandit! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to like Marilyn Manson. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms and dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023
Get the Closet Banditmug. The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.
"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."
by Henrey S March 24, 2024
Get the Closet Republicanmug. the act of waiting in a room closet with a mask at a house party while edging till 2 people use the room for intercourse then when the 2 occupants are about to finish you run out of the closet ejaculating onto said occupants yelling the word closet snipe
Occupant 1 : Did that guy just end up closet sniping us..?!?!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
Occupant 2 : OMG he did i feel the cum on me.!!
by 4Kyaro January 24, 2025
Get the closet snipingmug. When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!
Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!
by nothing to wear September 22, 2009
Get the The Guilt is in the Closet Syndromemug. Someone who follows the path of all things right and just. But with an inner desire to cause mayhem, destruction or to believe in heretical beings/ideologies with said desire occasionally coming to the surface.
by Brettie1234 January 9, 2018
Get the Closet Hereticmug. by TexFPX June 11, 2024
Get the Water Closetmug. Closet riddler. Someone who riddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos
Example- "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills MO is a Closet Diddler?"
Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
Example- "Damn bro, I thought Ron was for the kids not in them"
by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025
Get the Closet Diddlermug.