Shit Bastard

the best insult ever, can be used at any time, anywhere

'my god, you're such a SHIT BASTARD!'

'YOU SHIT BASTARD!'

'SHIT BASTARD!'

by samthepro September 26, 2007

Lucky Bastard

A school boy who has sexual intercourse with one of he's female teachers from school.

Did you know Johnnie Walker the 8th-Grader fucked he's math teacher?
No. I did not know!
That lucky bastard!

by bucsateflon December 6, 2016

rat bastard

A song by the ska/punk band, Mustard Plug.
On the album "Im Black and White"

You told me I'm a real rat bastard
I'm telling you I can't deny it's true
But step inside this real rat bastard
You be me and I'll be, I'll be you

by uhohashley December 17, 2008

Bastard Bitch

Noun. Someone or something that tickles people without mercy.

Stop tickling me, bastard bitch!

He wouldn't stop tickling me... what a bastard bitch.

by Krispay Babay February 6, 2020

bastard cake

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over

"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."

by jerkymonkey July 31, 2007

old bastard

An offensive word to old people, typically mean old people.

My Friend: Damn, my dad is an old bastard!
Me: ^

by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019

Emo Bastard

Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo. Rednecks dont have freinds so dont try and say emo's steal your freinds. Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.

non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.

by brianxcore December 28, 2005