15-second man

A man who finishes in bed in 15-20 seconds.

-Him "This has never happened before! I swear."
-Her "BS. You're nothing but a 15-second man."
-Him "I'm sorry!"
-Her "All my friends will laugh at you after I spamtext them."

by Mennez December 17, 2008

August 15

Anyone born on this day has a fishy vagina 🐟 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟😔😔😔😔

Bro 1:“My girls birthday is August 15”
Bro 2:“Woah bro don’t go near her pussy then you’ll regret it”

by Huggem/school May 11, 2020

15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.

The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

85/15

It's a mixture of ground beef. The 15% represents the fat content of the meat. Usually sold in areas populated by poor people.

Ground beef with a high fat content. This is known as "85/15."

by SpookyCat March 20, 2014

November 8-15

National Lick Some Foreheads From November 8-15

Maya: Eww Why’d you lick me?

Dom: It’s November 8(November 8-15)

by ThatMemeGuy November 8, 2019

AR-15

The AR-15, short for Assault Rifle, is a lightweight, magazine fed, .223 caliber, automatic rifle. Can tear anybody to pieces in seconds. A favorite or Pastor Troy.

Pastor Troy: The police pull us over. They friskin niggas, they tearin' ma truck up. But they ain't find shit..... but my AR-15. When I saw the cracka pull out the gun... I went and open the police car door and got in ma muthafuckin' self.

by The Juicer June 11, 2006

Type 15 Depression

When you reach peak despair and went mentally insane in Valorant.

Jaydon - *gets run and headshotted*
Jaydon - "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Jaydon's mom - "What is wrong with you Jaydon? This game has literally made your life miserable. You're even taking out your anger by beating your brother up. I'm taking you to a therapist."

Therapist - "Your son has Type 15 Depression."

by patonhill January 9, 2021