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The 15 minute diet

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".
The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.
by Brock Berry November 1, 2007
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August 15

Anyone born on this day has a fishy vagina ๐ŸŸ ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
Bro 1:โ€œMy girls birthday is August 15โ€
Bro 2:โ€œWoah bro donโ€™t go near her pussy then youโ€™ll regret itโ€
by Huggem/school May 11, 2020
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15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.
The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.
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85/15

It's a mixture of ground beef. The 15% represents the fat content of the meat. Usually sold in areas populated by poor people.
Ground beef with a high fat content. This is known as "85/15."
by SpookyCat March 20, 2014
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November 8-15

National Lick Some Foreheads From November 8-15
Maya: Eww Whyโ€™d you lick me?

Dom: Itโ€™s November 8(November 8-15)
by ThatMemeGuy November 8, 2019
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AR-15

The AR-15, short for Assault Rifle, is a lightweight, magazine fed, .223 caliber, automatic rifle. Can tear anybody to pieces in seconds. A favorite or Pastor Troy.
Pastor Troy: The police pull us over. They friskin niggas, they tearin' ma truck up. But they ain't find shit..... but my AR-15. When I saw the cracka pull out the gun... I went and open the police car door and got in ma muthafuckin' self.
by The Juicer June 11, 2006
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july 15 2007

People born this day might as well be described as THE BEST PERSON EVER and could cheer you up in seconds. They are well known for their looks and tend to be crackheads at times.
He was born july 15 2007 he is such a crackhead
by UnClEbOb12345 November 2, 2021
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