tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure

"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"

by baby-yeezus March 4, 2017

tearing up the sheets

The act of having rough sexually intercourses that a female may tear the sheets in bliss

Hey I heard you and my brother tearing up the sheets last night be quite!

by Crimson.clover May 30, 2018

tear limb from limb

Either a disgusting way of murder, or to roast someone beyond their will to live. No matter which one you use, somebody's gonna be destroyed.

"Did that bitch just touch my celebrity crush?!?! I'm gonna destroy that slut if I meet her! The only acceptable murder is to tear limb from limb!!!" - 14 year old me at some point
"Did that rich kid just roast you?"
"Yeah, but I'll tear him limb from limb at some point."

by Spaghettinoodleghost January 13, 2019

Tealster

Tealster is a person that is talking, mumbling, and laughing all of the same time and they don’t know that they are doing it.

“Dude can you stfu. You’re being a real Tealster.”

by EveryonesUncle April 8, 2022

ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 25, 2011

Dick-Tear

The extra drip or two of PP after using the bathroom.

Mark: Tom looks like your Dick-Tear leaked threw your pants.

by J-Gill1995 December 6, 2012

egyptian tear

When someone cries in another person's anus.

Her booty was so fine I gave her an egyptian tear.

by Crabs in a bucket October 10, 2012