shit-talking mushroom

A very rude mushroom.

That shit-talking mushroom was so rude!!!

by that dog eater boi February 27, 2019

takin' it to the hole

A sexual phrase in which one individual goes on an enduring and exhausting hunt to score with an orafice of the human body, regardless of the orafice's loaction and gender. Usually stated by an acquaintance in reference to what the "hunter" has been doing.

Oh man, last night, Jim tried takin' it to the hole, but no dice.

by Mix Master Dane March 8, 2005

talkin' breezy

It means to talk shit about another person or people.

"I heard that bitch was talkin' breezy bout me"

by KHMai BeaZy October 2, 2007

Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.

"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."

by Ookamibito February 17, 2008

taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.

1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.

Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.

by KSkrilla January 23, 2011

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

by mrt3a May 14, 2011