corn laws

Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.

Bob: "Celebrity X has been having an affair with Celebrity Y!"
Alice: "corn laws"

by happyharry February 20, 2023

Corn palace

Another way to say butt or ass. This is more commonly used in reference to a woman's ass than a man's ass. It plays off the common knowledge that corn often survives the trip through the human digestive tract.

Jason: "Sarah is sure lookin' hot."
Tom: "She is, but my favorite thing about her is her tight little corn palace."

by Huge Assman November 1, 2017

Corn Maven

The wielder of the corn, who is responsible for dishing the corn out at family dinners/gatherings. Often associated with the act of yelling "Corn!" spontaneously so as to raise awareness of the product they are peddling.

You fucking dumbfuck, you fucked the Corn Maven's wife right before he passed out the corn! Now you're never gonna get corn again!

by Carlton Grüberschmott August 2, 2020

Corn Kid

A small boy who was interviewed on his liking for corn. His interview was later turned into a song, and is now very popular among YouTube, and TikTok as of 2022.

1.It’s corn, a big lump with nobs.

2. Whoa isn’t that the Corn Kid from TikTok.

by blackpanther8965 October 7, 2022

Corn Guzzler

A person who guzzles corn.

Person 1: Holy shit. She's a corn guzzler.
Person 2: Yeah. I've seen her eat 7 ears of corn today.

by bestieboos810 April 24, 2011

Corn seat

The only available seat in a public place, where one must sit next to a stranger.

I went to the movies with my family and I sat in the corn seat.

by xmissloox November 25, 2010

Tri-corned

To be intoxicated by marijuana, nicotine, and alcohol all at the same time. To be fucked (up) three ways.

I got tri-corned as fuck last night and cannot remember a damned, fucking thing.

by Duncan of the Idahos October 28, 2021