Barnacle Dad

Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?

“What’s up Barnacle Dad!”👨

by PeePeeMcGwee July 3, 2018

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Dad Sauce

the male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in suspension.

My girl is always begging for me for my Dad Sauce.

by ChefTreeGuy September 28, 2018

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My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

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A dad selfie

1) imagine opening the camera on your phone and your front camera is open. Now take a photo of your face... That's a dad pic.

2) take a selfie, now bring the phone to your face, look at the screen, then take a selfie. That's a dad pic.

Me: hey! Send me a dad pic.
A friend: "literally takes a dad pic"

by Blessed light January 16, 2022

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Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.

Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

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