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Phantom Student

Noun. Synonymous with Barbara, vacuum cleaner and reject. Is used to describe somebody who frequently skips class or even whole semesters at school/university/college.
Often disliked.
Girl 1: Where's Barbara today?
Girl 2: Why do you even bother asking? She's the phantom student.
by fckingalco April 11, 2008
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Uneducated students

Mai engleesh teech er go tangri at me wen eye wrote my

es ay like this. She sed eye was stoop id, bee coz i yam in yeer ell eh vin! Buh thai no that i yam relli juz ay poor un eh doo kay tid stoo dent, who has nort bean giv en the op ortoon itty to reech mai fool pot entyal.
Essay Question -

"Please define the meaning of sexual intercourse"

Uneducated Students Answer-
Sum times when mai mum an dad r real e hapee they gowup stairs an den dey jum pon the bed, and mai mum sqeels with hapeenez. An dmai dad thumps the bed hed coz he is so ex highted.
by abbey(IDefineShit) July 7, 2010
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studying

The hosting of STD's. Comes from saying "std" to sound like "study".
I don't want anything to do with that chick. She's got way too much studying to do.
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English student

An individual studying the language "English". Often found at school/University, these individuals are behind most of the English speaking world, who often develop fluency in the early years of their lives.
Less intelligent than the rest of us, they struggle with concepts of new words and simple grammar (for example: gayerer using a simple '-er' suffix) and spelling of simple words (for example: intrigued)
Izzi ran around screaming with her tounge hanging out like an English student

English students intrigue me

No - I am fluent thanks. Not an English student. Seriously.
by English Pro April 30, 2009
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student

someone really tries to learn but has no gain
by hyun September 22, 2003
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studining

Studying and dining. Eating while you are studying, especially a main meal.
Mary "Hey, do you want to go get dinner with me?"
Jean "No, sorry, I don't have time for that. I have to do some studining before work in an hour.
by too busy to bother May 5, 2010
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studify

1) To freeze with caution

2) To scare the *beep* out of someone.

3( To go the bathroom! Gross!
1) "Sarah has been studify for hours! She hasent moved!"

2) "Shit! don't studify me like that!"

3) "I need to go studify"
by Studify Lady May 14, 2007
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