straight 8

Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.

Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!

Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.

Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.

Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.

straight 8 by Dr. Dave September 8, 2004

Straight Up Gangster Penis 

1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis

1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!

2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*

Straight Up Gangster Penis by Wazson8 November 8, 2010

straight fish

the opposite of a "gay fish" in a South Park episode. Many people use the term to mean awesome, or cool. It is believed to be a slang term among teens in the central Pennsylvania area.

Yeah the party last night was awesome!

Wow dude, that's so straight fish.

straight fish by a straight fisher (: January 1, 2010

Straight Plan for the Gay Man 

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

Straight Plan for the Gay Man by Lock Down April 12, 2008

Straight Pride Month 

The month when heterosexuality is celebrated. Straight Pride Month is every month, but especially March. Straight Pride parades can be anywhere. Most people that are against this kind of pride are against normalcy. There are also people that are tolerant of both heterosexuality and other sexual orientations.

My friends are planning on celebrating Straight Pride Month.

Straight Pride Month by ineedaspicegirl January 22, 2021

straight edge 

*Out from a hardcore song

Someone who chose to live a poison free life. Straight edgers don't drink, smoke or do drugs and are against casual sex. When you join straight edge, you got to know your not priving yourself! You're just living the way you think is right.

Fuck fake asses who tarnish Straight Edge by saying "I can't do drugs"

A real straight edge should say "I don't want to do drugs"

1) Straight edge: my commitment against societies poisons.

2) SXE, XXX

3)DRUG FREE WORLD!

straight edge by w12 yall January 8, 2004

straight man

tha man that is not a gay.

he's not a gay but a straight man.

straight man by swordwind January 2, 2009