The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
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They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.
They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat
They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.
They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat
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Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
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Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
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