squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

squeezed lemon effect

When an individual dumps another individual after they have received every possible benefit they could get out of them.

This is a reference to a lemon that gets squeezed every single drop out of it aftrr which it is dumped in the trash can.

Jane got some nice clothing from Joe, a place to stay until she saved up a bit, a new phone, a new car, a great trip to Ibiza. Joe is now poor and Jane abandons him. Poor Joe just became a victim of the squeezed lemon effect.

by Dave Scallywag October 3, 2018

squeeben

This is a term for a person who is an absolute dad. Like this guy wears the Nike Newbalances, loves the smooth taste of Girzzly Pouches and diet dew (He has diabetes). He also works at a salt factory.

That guy over there is an absolute squeeben. I wish he were my dad.

by Aruugala October 29, 2018

Squeegee Puppy

A nic name for you sicnifigant other

Hi my little Squeegee Puppy, nice seeing you here!

by Libbyjo January 25, 2019

Squeegee

A little annoying man . A man who is small and thinks he is better than everyone else .He is a pathetic loser .

Look at him trying to be bigger and better . Omg, he is so annoying . What a pathetic little man . He is such a squeegee !!!!

by Rita86 January 25, 2019

Squeeze the chop

Used to indicate that an objective has been achieved or a task completed.

Boss: Did you finish the job boys?
Worker: Squeeze the chop boss!

by Ricesee March 8, 2019

Squeezer

A masturbation technique wherein the erect penis is grasped firmly, rather than the more common stroking method. Often, the force of the clench is varied rhythmically until ejaculation occurs. (Note, this method is not to be conflated with a “titty squeezer,” which does involve a measure of squeezing, but relies on the standard friction based piston procedure.)

Dude she gave me a squeezer, on the couch, with her parents right next to us in the other room.

by Faro Gomez June 17, 2019