spokesperson

The slang term to refer your parents talking to the doctor on the behalf of you back when you were too young to even be able to talk

I can’t believe my parents were my spokespersons back then; I barely knew how to speak, but they were already charming the socks off the doctor during my check-ups!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

shukemaxxing

when someone is being annoying or trying to hard to be funny or impress someone

he was shukemaxxing when he saw his crush.

by mikehawkbollz December 28, 2025

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

Knuckle Spikes

Rings that you put on your fingers which have pointy spikes on them.

Bring your knuckle spikes, and let's fight.

by Anonymousbabe December 15, 2008

Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.

guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

dry shuke

The physical act of dry heaving and farting simultaneously....

I was so sick from all those cosmos i dry shuked all night.

From the word shuke:

The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously.

example, to shuke...

Oh, man, that Chinese made me feel like im going to shuke.

by roxiedmc May 2, 2011

rusty spokes

A dirty butt hole

When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.

by Rhambo August 1, 2012