Titty splitty

Occurs when a female places purse strap between her breasts causing clearly defined seperation of the titties, abnormal tightness of surrounding shirt material and sore necks for the double-taking males that are within sight. In addition, a titty splitty allows males to better approximate the size and shape of a woman's breasts.

Damn, those are the biggest blobs I've ever seen rocked in a titty splitty.

by Johnnytheentertainer July 15, 2015

Mickety-split

To quickly sneak out of work when you think no one will find out during your normal scheduled hours without permission.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Joe since lunch. He has been gone for 3 hours.
Guy 2: No, I think he mickety-split.

by BrainFreeze77 August 17, 2015

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Banana Split

It's when a female sucks your dick for a little bit. Then she gets a butcher knife and slices it into two. She then plops ice cream on your cut dick and then she enjoys.

Chris: I got this one Banana Split from this chick and she offered it to people for $6.00
Matt: Eh I seen better prices.

by Wiggies911 March 8, 2017

Banana split

When you jerk two people off with one hand

That’s a nice banana split

by cheese gen December 16, 2017

7-10 Split

The act of fellatio performed by a person with no front teeth.

Living in a meth lab for a week, I got more 7-10 splits then I had ever had before.

by Kory T Krasowski May 7, 2012

The Banana Split

The act of simultaneously titty fucking and shitting on a girl's chest. During the act, said girl is on the rag.

Erich gave that slut the banana split.

by EKP June 24, 2006