spider bridge

The act of coring out a cucumber and inserting it into one’s anus while asleep to allow passage of spiders or other insects throughout the night.

Henry made a sweet spider bridge last night, he loves those little guys.

by Galgotgame August 8, 2019

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Spider man

a guy wearing mask who had the mission to destroy the city of new york to just save a pussy

cleaner numba 1: oh look spider man
cleaner numba 2:oh shit here we go again

by griythan December 27, 2020

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A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

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Wombo Spider

A very rare, gigantic spider found in the regions of East India. They are a real delicacy in India.

Dude wandering around in the east of India: Wow! Look at that spider! It must be one of those tasty Wombo Spiders!

by Cirion August 29, 2010

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Pimp Slides

N. (Pi-mp Sli-des)

A type of footwear worn at a leisurely time. Generally consist of corduroy exterior with a plaid interior to ensure max comfort. Average consumer age is between Pimp - RIP!!

"Hey hoe!...where'd you put my Pimp Slides"

by Blackhorse... December 30, 2011

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adidas slides

These are the freshest shoes around. They're so nice and your feet feel like they're getting little massages. It's also great bc style ANd function. Take that shit into a creek or a shower or a soccer game when you have those damn socks on and look shaRp.

ps- Don't let nobody tell you they crusty. Trust me these are the best on the block I literally owe my life to them.

Jasmine- Yo I need to look fly and wear something so comfortable. Bonus points if it's Adidas because they dominate.

Kayla- Yeah you should totally get adidas slides! Who the hell doesn't like them?

Jasmine- :)

Kayla- :)))

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by Thomas The Tank Engine™ November 30, 2016

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