shoelace frenzy super fun party team

white ice pretty much has it, with songs like "Citroslip Copywrite" and "Narcalepsy" they have managed to literally raise hell and are forced to play in the deepest,most deserted "hell barrens" on the earth. With Guitar solo's that make you shed your clothes and castrate yourself and vocals hideously possesed by Lucifer himself SHOELACE FRENZY SUPER FUN PARTY TEAM are the true representatives of Hell and beyond.

Shoelace frenzy super fun party team control my mortal soul with a demonic dictatorship.

shoelace frenzy super fun party team by Solomon Adebisi May 12, 2004

Shoelace Belt 

A pointless, meaningless, peice of shit preps use as belts because they think they're too cool for regular belts. They don't work, so why wear them at all? Because it's "ghetto."

Prep: I'm so ghetto with this shoelace belt.

Me: Get your head out of your ass. You're not ghetto. You live in a two story house, your middle class family pays the bills with ease, and you get whatever your fucking spoiled ass desires. Go and buy a real fucking belt and throw away your sad excuse for a fashion trend. Asshole.

Prep: It's cool though all my friends do it.

Me: All your friends are ignorant, self indugent pricks that will do anything to fit in.

Shoelace Belt by ShoelaceBeltsAreForQueers March 15, 2010

Shoveltusk 

Shoveltusk, annoying, ignorant, often "trolled" in trade chat. Well known in world of warcraft on the Draenor server for being the leader of the 900+ member guild. Hated by thousands. Holds monthly Foam Sword fights that are rigged.

Shoveltusk is a tool.
Shoveltusk gets trolled all the time.
No one likes a Shoveltusk want to be

Shoveltusk by Sevantes June 14, 2011

Coal Shoveler 

Sexual act in which one partner force feeds their own feces down the other partner's throat and any other orifice they please.

Joseph: Hey man! What's up?
Michael: Awww dude, your breath is nasty!
Joseph: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was too busy getting it in last night that I forgot to brush my teeth. ;)
Michael: Yea right! Someone did the Coal Shoveler to you, bro!

Coal Shoveler by nothinglikelust August 20, 2012

Shoveling Dirt 

Shoveling dirt is a man masturbating, using his own shit for lube.

Greg was waiting for Barbie for so long, that he spent two years shoveling dirt until she could get her green card.

Shoveling Dirt by SargentMac July 6, 2011

Shoveldick 

The act of placing a shovel handle between one's legs to mimick a penis.

Exhausted from packing an entire landing under the influence of pineapple 4loko, the innebriated sasquatch whipped out the old shoveldick for some comic relief at the trails.

Shoveldick by Sassy Sasquatch November 22, 2013

Showels 

A large cocked mammal with super sperm that can attack from its penis anytime... And quiet violently

Is that a showels behind that bush?

Showels by Mattaz December 5, 2011