When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
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My girlfriend and I got in an argument today because I tried to do a Shimmy Shart in front of her dad and stepmom and it led to a Hershey squirt on their couch.
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