by Xavier Coleman December 06, 2018
When you splooge on the top of a girls head and throw a handful of gold glitter at her so it sticks, then proceed to lead her around the house amid much pageantry.
Michelle kept complaining that I hadn’t introduced her to any of my friends, so last night I gave her the old royal wedding at the frat house.
by Danger, MD May 19, 2018
by CordlessBog September 27, 2022
Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).
by Draenoss November 04, 2023
When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 01, 2022
by Hitler is the goat March 29, 2023
The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
by King of the Crest August 30, 2022