Randomizer

a thing that chooses for you

Wow the randomizer said yea

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

Random

Laughing in text by pressing letters randomly.

This is used when you actually laugh during the texting

- Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
+ yeah, sure

- *tells the joke*
+ assdfmsjdjdkskdjjd —> this is a random

by Shaman Owner April 30, 2019

Dirt random

Someone you've never heard of, see before, or know.

Hey, do you know who that guy is?

No, that's a dirt random.

by Ricardo357 July 26, 2024

RANDOMABLE

when things are random

yesterday woz v randomable

by 3mmaagus3fa August 6, 2010

Random

adjective
1. made, done, or happening without method or conscious decision.

noun
1. an unknown, unspecified, or odd person.

Adjective
1. "apparently random violence"

Noun
1. "Cat and Jim sure are a pair of randoms"

by umop-3pisdn August 13, 2019

baby randomizer

When you gargle semen in your throat, switching around the sperm cells and spitting it in your vagina, thus randomizing your baby's overall personality.

I like doing baby randomizers because you never know what you're gonna get!

by Sauce professional November 20, 2017

Random

Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.

Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters

by IdiotSquadSenpai March 12, 2017