Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.

"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."

by Genovation September 9, 2011

priceless

Said to rub salt into opponent(s) wounds after zeroing them out. Usually used while playing Def Jam: Fight For NY due to it's monetary reward system. Originated via the Mastercard commercials.

Getting your ass kicked by Cracka and Darkness: Priceless!

A: Dude, that game of Madden was priceless! How do you lose 42 to 0? B: Shut the fuck up, you goat sperm shitter.

by Qrst1 December 14, 2008

hippie hardcore Bush process

1. President Bush is a dumb Fuck. Protest, go to jail, get out, listen to cyndi lauper and smoke pot, get brainwashed by farhenheit 9/11 because they forgot they saw it already, and start all over with the whole process.

President bush is a dumb Fuck, he gave himself a black eye by choking on a pretzel. What a fucking dumbass.

by k July 2, 2004

porcelain bus

A term used to reference a toilet, in the manner of porcelain pony. The term is most often employed in reference to the use thereof.

"Man, I hope this class is over soon; I gotta ride the porcelain bus like crazy!"

by Bob Trees May 11, 2006

space probe

a vehicle in space that carries no people but carries things to use on the planets

like a carama should be on a space probe

by Alyssa April 12, 2005

probe

Something that americans tend to have jammed up their asses halting any neural activity in their brain.

That fucking american's been probed.

by superostia November 12, 2003

Full Price Jew

1. A person that charges you full price at your local bar
2. A person of jewish decent that charges you full price at any establishment.
3. A roommate/friend that charges you full price for drinks that you didn't ask for at a local establishment, namely Bennigan's.

<Radames>Dude, I went to Bennigan's and asked Lance for a Sprite. He gave me two Crown and Gingers, then charged me for three of them. What a fucking Full Price Jew.
<Boston>JEW CLAW!!

by Ghost February 5, 2005