Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons
by Theblueber November 05, 2023
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prison bottomed

An abused rectum that has been subject of excessive poundings. Possibly by more than one person at a time.
"Hey, I got a date with that barista!"

"Yo dude, I heard she's prison bottomed"
by Tizzletator January 03, 2016
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Prison Sauce

When one prisoner is blowing another and catches the load in his mouth then spits it onto the penis of a third prisoner so he can use it as lube to fuck the 2nd man in the ass
Tyrone used Bubbas prison sauce as lube to fuck Wilber in the ass
by Sparky92525 October 04, 2023
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Prison Pills

Medications that inhibit the ability to create and retain memories, often benzodiazepines.
Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"

Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"

NEXT DAY

Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.

Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"

Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
by puffingbillies December 12, 2022
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Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.
Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.
by Greekgod311 February 05, 2020
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Prison Fish

A derogatory term given to new prison inmates. Much like the opening and closing of a goldfish’s mouth, new inmates are expected to make a similar face for their cell mates.
We got a new Prison Fish, boys!”

Show me that pretty mouth of yours, Prison Fish!”
by Knows-too-much March 25, 2023
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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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