The prison where all Cryo 5 star characters go after they've had one rerun, and won't have another one for more than 2 years.
by Osmanthus Wine December 17, 2024
Get the Cryo Prison mug.The feminist dyke plan to insult the prisoners turn them in wimpy faggots. The feminists bragged about the glorious result.
The dyke feminists lectured the prison population about how all men are evil. The prison guards let the prison gangs to pass the feminists around to improve their prison morale.The feminists screamed for hours while the guards laughed. Feminists vs Prison gangs
by queensburykid March 17, 2025
Get the Feminists vs Prison gangs mug.My blow mattress sprung a leak while I was camping last week, lucky I had my Prison Pillow as backup; slept like a baby.
by L. Hutz September 18, 2025
Get the Prison Pillow mug.The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
by Zen Chaos October 11, 2020
Get the Prison Lube mug.A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.
I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
Get the prison wife manlet mug.by Monkian79 August 5, 2023
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Person 1: “you better watch your mouth before I put you in a danish prison.”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
Person 2: “oh no! Not a danish prison!”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 5, 2025
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