Ray Pist

Best name for email or kahoot

What’s your name bro

Ray Pist

by clutching30 August 23, 2025

Pork Pistol

Another way of saying hotdog

I’m over here chomping on a pork pistol and suckling on a bevvie

by Haunter_093 September 22, 2025

The Screaming Pistons

A sexual act involving your cock, if you’re a dude, or a strap on, if you’re a chick, and a vibrator. You stick the vibrator up your girl's ass and fuck her doggystyle. As your dick (or strap on) goes in-and-out of her snatch, you use your stomach to move the vibrator out-and-into her anus at the same time. The variable motion of your cock (or strap on) and the vibrator going in-and-out of both holes resembles a couple of pistons. Hot to watch, fun to perform and, if done right, you’ll both end up screaming.

Jane cummed five times when Dick gave her The Screaming Pistons.

Those two lesbians are doing The Screaming Pistons.

The Screaming Pistons is like double penetration without the third person.

by SickMonkey669 January 2, 2011

Grandpa's Service Pistol

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

by Al Golston November 20, 2011

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

the Sex Pistols

A pretty awesome punk band that was founded in 1975 and made the famous songs Anarchy in the uk and god save the queen. The band was hated in britain and they were very controversial.

-Hey do you want to see the sex pistols tonight at the consert?
-yea

by Dif1891 fuck aik June 19, 2018

red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)

"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."

by Flighty January 31, 2019