police

1.something you run from if you are black or hispanic

2.something that makes black people with nice things disappear fast

3.for some reason whenever they arrive theres no reason for them anymore

1. *gang of black people hear police siren*
HOLY SHIT LETS RUN NIGGAS!

2. my friend: hey brah nice 'forces
me: yeah i just bought them you like?
Friend: yea
*police sirens*
friend: woah police are coming
me:
friend: Brah, Brah? where you go brah?

3. 911 dialer: theres a gang shooting at the intersection of miramar parkway and university drive
policeman: we are on it
*3 hours later bodies all over te floor*
policeman: ok we are here hey where is everyone?

by aniggathatluvswomen April 15, 2009

Police

Some fucking bastards who never mind their own business

(if you are under 18 drinking vodka)
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.

by It's none of your business January 11, 2005

Police Brewtality

The rare and deserved destruction of a police car and man by the drunk driver whose freedom he attempted to squelch.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."

by Ralph "Scone" Albertson April 9, 2007

roly-poly

feeling the effects of the drug ecstacy; rolling

Whenever you visit roly-poly land, be sure to pack plenty of water and sugarfree chewing gum.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

Police

People who's job is to serve and protect the community, more often than not taking slings(money) from crims and helping crooks out. Dumd dope heads often fat as cows with a nasty attitude problem.

Cuture of corruption, sexism, rascism and there the good policeman. Too busy working for the crooks to do anything good for society.

by Neddy Smith October 21, 2003

Police

fat fucks we call them 5.0 pigs nigger chasers dick heads donut lovers krispy kreame robbers low life skateboard theifs

i was riding my fucking skateboard and i get the mother fucker taken by the 5.0

by Jeremiah June 27, 2004

Police Officer

1. The people with the shiny badge and gun.

2. People that put up all that yellow tape.

3. People that shove you away when you try to see whats happening on the other side of the yellow tape.

4. People that yell at you for no good reason and make you
feel bad.

5. People you run from when you did something wrong or something that will make them mad.

Bob: Look its a police officer
Jimmy: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Jimmy: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week.

by $LAYER November 17, 2005