Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.

Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?

by DrSamba December 17, 2013

frost pocket

A frigid girl's clout.

"I've been workin' on this lass called Rain for weeks now. Nowt's happening though. Divvent think I'm ever getting into that frost pocket."

by Eggnog Friday and The Dame November 24, 2013

pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.

I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.

by JZoll November 18, 2015

Small Pockets

DIsease or condition caused by being out of work and broke AF.

" Is it true you got a bad case of the 'small pockets' due to that covid-19 ?"

" Damn she fixin to starve to death due to coming down with 'small pockets' she ain't got not a cent to her name ."

by PUPPETMACDONALD April 15, 2020

pocket pedo

a pedophile that targets midgets

why are you going after underage midgets POCKET PEDO

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020