cell phone

Device which transmits radiation that can give you tumors and phone calls.

dude #1: "I got testicular cancer from keeping my cell phone in my pocket!"

dude #2: "You're like Tom Green!"

by SLAYtanic February 1, 2005

phone hoe

Someone who stays on the phone constantly and never is sociable.

Savannah is a phone hoe, never listening

by Star Blaster May 24, 2016

Phone Show

A TV series or movie that's suitable to have on in the background while you're on your phone. Media that doesn't warrant all of your attention.

Ex 1: Mom loves Friends but for me it's just a phone show.

Ex 2: Star Trek Voyager is such a good phone show to have on while I work.

by WisCas January 6, 2023

phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .

Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?

by cool brezze September 1, 2016

phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.

Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.

by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013

Phone Prag

A customer service agent that must take irate customer abuse day after day with no option to stand up for oneself. A self-hating SOB in a dea-end job with little or no other employment options.

Aaron is such a phone prag. I hope he gets out of that hell-hole soon. He's gonna' wither and die in there!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

phone gay

Someone puts a strap-on on their phone so they can film themself getting boned in the ass.

Isaiah is a phone gay

by Izumii67 May 22, 2018