Penis

Male genitals

"Hey look" said jerry to tom "my penis slipped inside your mom"

by Iam_ disletcic January 2, 2017

Penis

A female body part

woman: I have a penis

by xobeautifulbabexo December 2, 2019

Penis

The most zesty substance to ever make presence on the face of the world. This has many different words used to embrace its greatness. Shlong, dong, cock, and sausage, are among the few great terms used. No matter the size it’s beauty remains the same among all.

Peter Griffin: Holy crap nice penis!
10 year old: I prefer shlong
Peter Griffin: Lemme smash
10 year old: Yes please!

by DaddyNuggs January 4, 2020

Peni

Plural form of penis

“anna loves to suck peni.”

by ARGHA February 7, 2020

Penis

Idk I'm just bored.

Penis... Honesty who the fuck searched this up.

by Don't Trust Strangers April 21, 2020

Penis

Nasty ass.

"Penis breath!"

by FinnWolfhardLover6969 April 25, 2020

Penis

The thing that dangles between your mums legs

John: your mum has a long penis

You: I know, my sister has a really long one too

by Shmuel1652 May 3, 2020