parkerooting

shitting all over a newspaper,then rolling it up so theres space on both sides of it open then sticking one side up your butt,then farting so all the shit sprays out,perferbally onto a picture of parker root,then licking all the shit off the picture while moaning"o yeah,egg salad samwhich"

aww dude you know what sounds really fun?
whats that?
ummm like walking to the comic book store and comming back here and we could try parkerooting all over eachother...

by waxonwaxoff September 3, 2007

Parker Collins

An alcoholic drink comprised of one part Malibu rum and one part pomegranate mix, usually on the rocks. Originated in chicago, at the University of Illinois at Chicago in the spring of 2007.

This is a very sweet drink and one can barely taste the alcohol, making it a good drink to order for the women.

Can i get a Parker Collins for the lady at the end of the bar

by Master Rainmaker Drinkmaker January 17, 2009

Payler

A genius of the generations. Has ravegingly good looks and can take down an empire with a single smile. Awesome at everything.

Guy: Hi I'm Payler
Girl: Do what you want to me
Onlooker: Dude, that guys a Payler!

by herojew April 30, 2009

Parker Coulson

In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.

Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.

Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson

by parkk December 9, 2012

parlor sparking

Making out on the front porch or parlor of a house.

Daniel and Denise were at home parlor sparking last night.

by Snoodan November 18, 2013

Paulerizing

Being very friendly & likable. Also, having the ability to inject an awkward sexual tension into any situation.

Person 1: Hey guys, I'm new here. I don't really know anyone.

Person 2: Hey! I'm Paul. Nice to meet you! Wanna go in a dark closet and play the nervous game with me? Fair warning, I've never lost.

Person 3: Dang Paul, you're being really paulerizing right now...

by Rick Cashmere June 3, 2014

parker kenny

A cool, and athletic dude and all the girls want him. He is a great listener, patient and respectful. He is always encouraging a makes everybody laugh, and always has time for you

Girl: wow that guy was so nice he is totally a Parker Kenny

Girl 2: You should go to parker

by PSK March 12, 2015