Crackin corn

When you push out a massive fart and you blow a corn kernel across the room.
It was Jimmy's crackin corn that blinded his poor dog Rex.
by jmcycle August 29, 2017
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Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.
Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!
by Joffy Scoffy September 03, 2014
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lame corn

Lame corn is a person who is a lame and thinks the popping hints the corn
by Ling ling chicken chicken October 01, 2019
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Corn Spirals

1. The knock off term for fusilli pasta.
2. If you're not Italian and you don't know how say fusilli.
*In an Italian restaurant and the waiter comes over*

Waiter: "what would you like today?"

Me: "can I get uhhhh... a bowl of those corn spirals?"
by Trap_Boi March 21, 2018
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Owen Cornings

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.
Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"
by Johnny John John John? March 14, 2011
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thot corn

I’d rather have some thot corn.
by Inkrediblekeke October 22, 2017
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Corn fused

A person,place or thing confused in Iowa
I am corn fused about this problem I've grown
by Des Dino a May 26, 2019
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