Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 04, 2020
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Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 05, 2016
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word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion
Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.
by Mikael6139 June 07, 2023
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Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.
That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.
by Chibob1963 February 23, 2014
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message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
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Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.
by Top G three December 10, 2022
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mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.
I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.
by joshy washy November 07, 2007
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