cross country

Is that act of pretending you are in a sport when really you do what 90% of people looking for a little cardio do when they work out, run a few miles. To be considered a cross country runner, the following must be done: Weigh under 120 lbs (regardless of sex), wear shorts with an inseam of no more than 2", take your shirt off whenever possible to show others your emaciated body stretched over an alien skeleton, hang with only fellow cross country runners (doucheness amplification), make sure that other people are aware of just how much of sport your "sport" is (regardless of that fact that all you do is try to out-exercise a large doucheherd of fellow runners galloping across lawns and wooded areas). See also: jogging and hobby

Bob: Would you rather stick your cock down a rattlesnake's throat or be seen by the girl you like in the vicinity of a cross country team?
Ted: 'grabs rattlesnake'

I tried out for the cross country team, but then I woke up from my nightmare, relieved I wasn't actually a goofy, douchey, athlete wannabe.

by kohawk February 28, 2011

cross country geek

Derogatory name given to cross country runners, most of which are actually popular at school.

"If you call me a cross country geek one more time, I'll kick your fricken ass!"

by 123454321 September 1, 2008

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007

knights cross holder

Unit in the game called Company Of Heroes. The knights cross holders are the most hardest unit to kill and when they reach level 4, they are almost invincible. Abv is KCH.

Me, playing as Axis threw my level 4 knights cross holders at three squads of infantry, and came out alive.

by fatfuny December 24, 2007

Star-Crossed Lovers

Soulmates who were never meant to last.
A term to describe two people who love each other more then anything but are doomed to never truly be together due to tragic circumstances.
A love doomed from the start…

Romeo and Juliet are the most famous example of star-crossed lovers

by sam153759 January 11, 2022

cross country boy

Guys who enjoy wearing booty shorts and running with other guys

Girl: wow he’s cute, think he’s straight

Girl 2: no he is a cross country boy

by Leothetree October 24, 2019

Cross Bay Boulevard

A major street in Queens New York that starts off in the Rockaways and crosses the bay. Cross Bay Boulevard cuts through Broad Channel and serves as the shopping strip for Howard Beach. The street changes it's name to Woodhaven Boulevard once it intersects with Rockaway Boulevard in Ozone Park. Woodhaven Boulevard continues all the way to Queens Boulevard in Elmhurst, where it ends.

The Q53 runs through Woodhaven and Cross Bay Boulevard and goes to Beach 116 Street in Rockaway Park.

by NYC Metalhead June 22, 2006