Mr Tweedy

The CEO of Sex Incorporated. He also has a monster cock. Also known for his highly successful chicken farm, married to the whore herself Mrs tweedy. Thank you

Damn. Look at the ass on that Mr Tweedy over there, he looking chunky if you know what I mean.

by Mr Twedysexy November 2, 2020

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Mr. Hays

That one teacher that makes you write 69420 page essays in 10 minutes and gives shit assignments because he wants to. Don't be Mr. Hays

Person 1: Mr. Hays made me write a 69420 page essay in 10 minutes
Person 2: same
Person 1: fuck Mr. Hays
Person 2: yes

by BruhILikeTacos October 11, 2020

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He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020

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mr. bulldops

Maked up name from song "Get schwifty" in show "Rick and Morty" where mr. bulldops i said 2 times in fragment of song. Name by itself doesn't mean anything special.

Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.

by Peppy11 March 24, 2017

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