Meat Mole

What you call a fat dude's chode.

"That date did NOT go well. He was funny and all, but when he dropped his pants all he had was a meat mole."

"Brutal."

by DjentSlayer June 30, 2024

negroid mole creature

A man from Virginia that’s friends with a man from texas

Hop on bo6 you fucking negroid mole creature

by Wendigo_0001 December 7, 2024

MAGA Mole

Someone that verbalizes and signals their democratic leaning but are actually closest MAGAs that love guns, camping, and sporting unblazoned red MAGA coloured caps.

Hey John, you constantly spew democratic rhetoric at me but in real life you are a closeted MAGA, you are way too handy on the gun range, love your Patriot Campers, constantly wear flannelette shirts and sport a blank MAGA coloured cap. What gives, bro? Henceforth you will be known as Jonald Trump the MAGA Mole.

by JimBim2 December 18, 2024

Whacka-mole

When you got two girls on their knees and you put your dick in their mouths but switch fast and to avoid them biting your dick off

Me, Kate, and Tiffany played Whacka-mole last night and they bit my dick off!

by HMCode January 11, 2025

Ginny Mole

Sending a picture, or explaining something no one really cares about, and not giving any heads up before doing so.

Sending a screenshot and expecting people to say something about it. “Today at school some kid said “skibidi toliet rizz.” I was so confused.” Ginny Mole

by the real gio bellic March 5, 2025

Paid Mole

Someone who’s been paid (or benefits in some shady way) to infiltrate a group, workplace, or online community and secretly report back or stir things up from the inside.

“The paid moles are tweeting y’all. They been trying for days. But I move on what time? Ok bye—to the group chat you go.”
—Nicki Minaj (via X)

by kjeron May 27, 2025

Michigander Mole

When you start digging in your butt and then you finger a girl with your shit fingers and then keep them in until she shits. Then whip it out and lick it clean. Dive into the blanket and start screaming like a little girl saying "I HAVE SHIT FINGERS" over and over again while cackling like a baby.

To engage in a Michigander Mole with someone.

by creatorofmichigandermoosetrack October 10, 2025