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Milk Dragon 

Very large penis belonging to a man who produces allot of seamen milk usually at least 8 inches in length and quite thick term is usually used in surprise when the Dragon is discovered

is more of a dragon if the man has large testicles to
Oh my I was not prepared for the size of your milk dragon!

I think your milk dragon is leaking.

now that is a milk dragon!
Milk Dragon by Mykeymoonshine October 30, 2011
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milk cartoned 

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.
We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.
milk cartoned by trollope July 15, 2007
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milk some glass 

To smoke high grade marijuana through a glass pipe
He lets hook up and milk some glass sometime.

milk punch 

1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.
Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.

That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!
milk punch by browncowh8r January 14, 2011

Milk for Dead Hamsters 

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.

milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.
Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.
A women (typically Vietnamese or Thai) paid to love you long time and milk you. Never are they someone to marry or become acquaintances with.
"My milk lady has Syphilis. Hopefully my wife doesn't find out".
Milk Lady by iraqimohammed April 22, 2018