Urban Dictionary: Definitions by iraqimohammed

Dagger dick

A penis that is extremely thin, almost resembling a straw or butter knife.

Holy fuck Jerry look at his Dagger dick, it looks like a pencil.

A women (typically Vietnamese or Thai) paid to love you long time and milk you. Never are they someone to marry or become acquaintances with.

"My milk lady has Syphilis. Hopefully my wife doesn't find out".

Usually used when someone of extreme retardation makes a comment which no one with a normal amount of brain cells can comprehend.

Bill: You look so much like the Syrian Prime Minister

Dave: Bill, I'm Korean
Bill: I know

Dave: k.

k. by iraqimohammed December 25, 2017