Michael Simmons

A very handsome, outgoing guy. Always hyper and will act like a child but will be an adult when necessary. Asks a lot of questions, some about stupid things but sometimes funny. All around guy who every girl wants to be with.

(oerson)- I'm hungry.

(Michael Simmons)- Nice to meet you I'm Michael Simmons.

by Peacock 123456789 December 31, 2011

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Michigan Strawberry

When you take a butt plug and stick it in the vagina of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her butt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.

"You look hungry, babe. You know what's in season this month? A fresh Michigan Strawberry. Pop out the tampon, let's do this right."

by Pop'n Fresh June 19, 2012

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micturition you!

A phrase used to indicate the fact that something or somebody reeks a little.
A bit stronger than pee you!!! but not ***NEARLY*** as strong as piss you!!!.

FYI micturition is another name for pee.

Micturition you! That cup of yogurt I just opened is a bit stinky. Must have gone off a few days ago.

by Telephony April 6, 2015

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Microwave a banana

Microwave a banana(v.) = time travel

I microwave a banana everyday.

by Sans the epic gamer October 28, 2018

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Michael Handzo

Michael Handzo is a 5-4, 110-pound Point Guard from Elmwood Park, NJ.
Future NBA Player
Class of 2022
All-around Player
His twin brother (Dylan Handzo) is a humongous 3pt shooter.
Comparison: Steve Nash
Elite Passer
Handzo is a flashy dribbler
Handzo possesses solid quickness and is a fairly complete player to be so young.

Who is Michael Handzo?
Just a small point guard from a small town and the the next big thing.

by Drizzyouknowme March 11, 2019

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