penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016

Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

slut munchies

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.

Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”

by Larasaurus December 1, 2017

micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag

Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies

by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018

vagina munchies

A state of time in which you consume large portions of food during your period.

Bruh I can’t stop eating these takis I got the Vagina munchies.

by It’s yah boi July 26, 2018

ass munchie

When a man lickith the brown eye and gets le aids

Doctor: Sorry sun you have been a ass munchie for too long, time to do dead.

by BlackSlave63 September 19, 2018

step-manchild

A male between the ages of 19 and 31 that is usually the boyfriend of a single mom. They are usually too immature to act as a role model and have a tendency to either be too inept to help watch children and do other parent stuff, thus becoming a burden; or will beat/kill a child over something that's not a big deal, for example, a video game.

Person no.1: did you see her boyfriend
Person no.2: yeah, dude looks too much like he could be a step-manchild

by Caesar_Destroyer_of_Normies January 14, 2019