Silver mullet

The only object in the universe capable of killing an 80's disco werewolf.

Guy 1:We were partying last night, when this giant werewolf with an afro ran by being chased by some dude in a Van Helsing coat and a silver mullet..

Guy 2: Were you doing drugs?

Guy 1: Maybe...

by KingSolomon343 February 12, 2012

Stinky Mullet

Term created by Mistress Malice (MistressMalice.com) for the act of jerking off while taking a shit... "The Stinky Mullet"... Taking care of business up front while there is a poop party going on in the back! Pooperbate Sherking Dumpkin

Why is Billy Ray Cyrus taking so long in the bathroom? He's probably doing a stinky mullet!

by Sammantha Malice July 10, 2015

mommy millet

my friends tits

k: put my snap name as mommy millets

me: millets?

by mommymillets255 August 19, 2023

Main Man Mullet

The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.

Today I started a cult dedicated to the Main Man Mullet.

by The Banana Stealer May 3, 2020

mullet

a 10/80... 10% in front 80% in back

that guy had the nastiest mullet ever man!

by *inlovewitGS* April 26, 2003

Mullet

a hick hairstyle with short hair on to and long in the back. Female version- femullet midget version midgemullet

puck from the real world gave the great quote.... "Buisness in front.... party in the back"

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

Mullet Girl

A cool barmaid, way better than Little Miss Grumpy Pants

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"

by Pete January 25, 2005