by hotel room service August 27, 2009
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I'm not using the freezer until that ginger bastard ali cleans it out, he's been making little ernies again.
by Little Ernie February 2, 2010
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This is a lie a married man tells to a woman he is not married to in order to get her to have sex with him.
Lou was hitting on his hairdresser and she asked him "Lou, aren't you married?" Lou answered, "No, I am divorced, have been for 11 years." (Lou has actually been married for over 20 years).
Lou continues to hit on his hairdresser until she finally gives in to his advances. Because of Lou's little wife lie, the hairdresser has unknowingly become "the other woman".
Lou continues to hit on his hairdresser until she finally gives in to his advances. Because of Lou's little wife lie, the hairdresser has unknowingly become "the other woman".
by Marnishka November 29, 2009
Get the Little Wife Lie mug.1. A tasty treat
2. Covert euphemism used by underage kids for alcohol, especially after over-consumption leads to vomiting.
2. Covert euphemism used by underage kids for alcohol, especially after over-consumption leads to vomiting.
1.
Person: Ooh, those Little Debbies look delicious!
2.
Mother: Why did you puke everywhere?
Child: Ugh, I ate way too many Little Debbies last night...
Person: Ooh, those Little Debbies look delicious!
2.
Mother: Why did you puke everywhere?
Child: Ugh, I ate way too many Little Debbies last night...
by Bpepps July 8, 2011
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A. When a man (usually white) is afflicted with an inadequately sized penis, rendering him unable to give pleasure to a female.
B. Small Dick
B. Small Dick
When Scott Haggai took off his pants in front of a woman for the first time, she couldn't help but laugh at his little junk.
by Slotheaus P Tooth August 31, 2013
Get the Little Junk mug.A derogatory term given to a male who is miniature in size, with pixie, hobbit or elf like features (particularly with their ears). A Little Pippin is also someone is quiet and timid in nature and does not contribute to conversation and does not take to crowds.
They also are known for not contributing to society creatively, actively or with any purpose.
In some cases Little Pippins are also heavily associated with C-Class drugs.
They also are known for not contributing to society creatively, actively or with any purpose.
In some cases Little Pippins are also heavily associated with C-Class drugs.
"Please do not invite your friend out with us again, I tried to offer conversation and show him some of my photos but he just stared at me with a slack jaw. He was also very boring and his ears looked like Frodo’s."
"Yeh man sorry, but I’ve known him since school, he’s a classic Little Pippin."
"Jamie! Are you listening to your classmates? You have been starring out of the window for over an hour, is there something you would like to share with the class?"
"He won’t answer; he’s a Little Pippin Miss!"
"Yeh man sorry, but I’ve known him since school, he’s a classic Little Pippin."
"Jamie! Are you listening to your classmates? You have been starring out of the window for over an hour, is there something you would like to share with the class?"
"He won’t answer; he’s a Little Pippin Miss!"
by ashinx2 September 15, 2013
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