Loaf Pinching

Verb: To shit

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"He really needs to go loaf pinching"

by Tylerscott May 14, 2009

[donkey] loafer

One that wafts in donkey nutsack sweat, then proceeds to lick gouche.

Last week, Blair was a donkey loafer.

by HustlerJ April 26, 2006

Dej Loaf

When you drop a warm loaf, usually solid, into your toilet.

"I just dropped a fat dej loaf in your toilet bro."

by Sniffdirect March 20, 2017

BEAST-loaf

A semi-acronym for a particular type of processed sandwich loaf, in this case, Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and Tail loaf. *Deluxe* BEAST-loaf costs a little more and is made up of: Brain, Eyeball, Anus, Snout, and *Titty*.

At Arkansas wedding receptions they typically serve Moon Pies and BEAST-loaf sandwiches.

by The Grottomaster May 10, 2011

dome loaf

big bouffant hair-do.

Her dome loaf is way out of date.

by Juan Deanda October 11, 2006

peddy loafers

peddy loafers are those $4.99 walmart pear of slippers those old pedophiles wear with there balls hanging out when they go to check the mail as the kids walk home from school.

dude i saw the old peddy crook wearing his peddy loafers eye'n up those kids today.

by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007

Olive Loaf Acne

Origin Eastside Scandinavian

A physically unattractive disease that festers along the exterior of one’s skin most commonly found on back, pubic region, toes and face. The discolored skin tones resemble the olives and the red sores resemble the pimento core of the olive. It can be used in slang as “olive loaf”, not to be confused with the deli meat thus the appearance of the deli meat and ones irritated diseased skin will coincide. AKA: achne.

That dude has olive loaf acne all over his back he looks like a dirty martini!
Her olive loaf acne looked so bad even when she applied concealer to it, it ended up looking like uneven flesh puss pocket sandpaper resembling an rhinoceros hide.
See: achne

by Luncheonmeat1 January 25, 2010