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"I aint going if the freaks aint gettin' LIVE.
by cue August 25, 2003
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Xbox Live

Xbox Live is the Anti-Christ himself. He takes over homes, lives and ruins marriages and relationships. Keep getting on Xbox Live everyday and before you know it you are homeless because your wife and kids left you because you were to drawn in by Satan himself. Start saving money now so you can pay for your kids therapy in 10 years. They're wondering why daddy didn't love them enough to stop playing xbox and play with them! Xbox live is for 30 something low life pussies to bully 10 year old little rich boys. Go ahead and ruin your life get on Xbox live today!
Daddy is on Xbox Live again...Mommy why doesn't he love us enough to just play with us one afternoon instead of get on Xbox Live and talk to people he don't even know?

Mommy: I don't know sweetue why your dad is a complete loser and playing with the devil. Hopefully these 10 year olds can support him because we are leaving his ass tommorrow morning!
by Good bye sucka June 20, 2008
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live music hangover

when your head hurts like you had too much vodka, but it's really a headache from rockin' so hard!
I went to an awesome concert last night, but today I have live music hangover. My head is killing me! it's like I drank all night!
by kandiisdandy July 24, 2011
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Saturday Night Live

A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.
John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11
by Jonna Terlockey November 9, 2006
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Xbox LIVE WHORE

A girl/woman who gets on Xbox Live because she is too ugly to pick up guys in REAL LIFE. She is so fucking pathetic she always is in "groups" or "clans" with all males to get fake attention. Usually, she finds a few she likes the most and harrasses the shit out of them. She is usually a dark haired person never could be a blonde. Blondes have more class than to be on Xbox Live. It is for LOSERS. Any female that is on it is even more a piece of shit loser than a male. Gross. These people need real lives. Pathetic losers! Get a job or maybe a life!
Xbox LIVE WHORE: O-M-G! I am so fat. I ate a piece of lettuce today. I think I overate!

Xbox Live MALE LOSER: Aw, babygirl. You are not fat! You are the hottest chick on the planet!

Xbox LIVE WHORE: ~(Thinks to self-He is feeding in the palm of my hand)
by A real woman! July 14, 2009
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Xbox Live

Yhe best thing that happened to the video game industry
Hey, yo, hit me up.im semi pro and under sponsorships in Halo 2!!My Xbox Live Gamertag is Xx Anthraxz xX . So hit me up,k?(im no terrorist.i love the US of A...im Canadian. lol
by Cody June 18, 2006
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Live

Your shirt is like so live
by Swagmaster6953228 May 17, 2014
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