Liohn

Don't worry, I'll be there. Don't be long.

Liohn

by Krkič December 4, 2019

Lion

A liar

You're so full of shit! You're not a Tiger, you are a Lion!

by ♥️QUEENof♥️$ April 6, 2020

Hungry Lion

When performing cunilingus on a woman during her menstration cycle, your lips and chin are covered in blood like a Lion after a fresh eaten kill.

Darla was bleedin' last night, and I gave her the hungry lion . . . I didn't notice until I went to brush my teeth.

by Tyrone Laces December 5, 2012

Derpy Lion

Another way to call yourself a Flaming Faggot.

dude derpy lion

by :r January 8, 2014

Totally innocent lion

T.I.L is the commonly used phrase "totally innocent lion" the abbreviation is commonly mistaken for as today i learned, but in truth T.I.L is used in everyday conversation to convey your absolute innocence.

Mum: who ate the last of the cake?
Kid 1: not me 'T.I.L' (Totally innocent lion)
Mum: Ok
Kid 2: *looks around nervously*
Mum: it was you wasnt it?
Kid 2: ... yes :(

by SkeetSkeetSkeet December 14, 2013

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

shut up, lion

A misinterperetaion of Afro-American dialect (Shut up, lyin'). Used to express disbelief or sheer irritation.

"I just had sex with Lindsay Lohan."

"Shut up, lion."

or

"Did you translate those intelligence reports yet, Al?"

"Shut up, lion."

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004