oh my god its jason bourne

Relating to the meme, "Sword guy Jason Bourne meme!" Usually used when something is unusual.

A chemical reaction in a science lab. "It exploded! Oh my god, it's the work of Jason Bourne!" oh my god its jason bourne

by OJAX1 January 20, 2017

pulling a jason

for one to lie/exaggerate a story

“i nailed at boy n his da afor”
“ur pulling a jason”

by cody stokes May 30, 2019

jason mewes

New Jersey native who has starred as Jay in all save one of Kevin Smith's movies, whom he has known since approx. age 14, after becoming friends with Walt flanagan and Bryan Johnson (later famous as Walt and Steve-dave). He has suffered with drug addiction at various points in career, although lately has kicked the habit and is living with Kevin smith and his family. His kicking the habit is strengthened in smith's new movie as jay and silent bob are Drug free... but not any more mature.

quote...

Im gonna finger fuck 'er tight little asshole finger fuck her n' teabag my balls... where where? in her mouth? where where? in my mouth

*wails of laughted from Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith as Mewes has said 'my' instead of 'her'*

by Tau June 11, 2006

Jumon

A person that is half Jewish and also just so happens to be half Mormon. creating pure comic genius! also known as Mormajew

Damn that guy is so greedy and thinks he is better than every one, he must be a Jumon.

by daonethatknowsitall April 13, 2009

Jason

Not at all trustworthy, or just flat out annoying.

Jason just ran off with my money!

by Kylo_ren August 25, 2016

Jasonha

1. Someone who is extremely famous for their benevolence and affable, easy going personality
2. Analogous to medical-superhero, esp. one who saves lives at bus stops and on trains.

Oh my god, it's the famous life saving dr. jasonha!

by pterradactyl January 10, 2009

juon

Juon is a guy who is shy but can brighten any room with his smile and personality. He is kind, caring, smart, has a great sense of humour and is a humble soul. If you have a Juon, don't let him go.

Juon is a great guy!

by -CocoCannelle November 27, 2014