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juan vela

a person who is super nice only to annoy you and play a con perhaps.

Typically a Spaniard or someone who comes from Spain.
Juan Vela's or Juan Vela'd is the act of being conned and annoyed by someone of hispanic origin.
The Spaniards are well known for being bullshit artists but they are also annoying at it.
The people of South America had been Juan Vela'd out of their Gold under the pretense that it was going to a God.

A business partner is a Juan Vela and conned all of his friends into giving him money, and then was annoying about it.
by StartUper June 16, 2018
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Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021
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Juan

Pretty sus kid, shitty ass jungler and half bird. If you get distracted, he will probably flirt with your girl. Name stands for being hardstuck in LoL. More than 1k games and still gold. If you ever meet one, better to not to be his friend. He has shitty luck and he spreads it. He’s probably sucking dick rn.
Improve your macro game or you will become a Juan.
by HalfBirdBoy November 22, 2021
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Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo is apparently a reserved boy, he finds it difficult to express his feelings but nevertheless, he shows you if he cares about you. He is authentic and has the best sense of humor, Juan Pablo also usually sings quite well and has an artist's gift!
wow I didn’t know Juan Pablo sang that well!
by anónimoxd November 22, 2021
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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
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juan

a stubborn annoying Spanish boy. absolutely a nationalist, dates Mexican chicks called Ana.

isn't good at English and never does there laundry.
ana: "i think hes cute"
gaia: "nah hes juan"
by holafvck November 4, 2019
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juan simon

The best person in the world. Typically he is smart funny and awesome. He is the best
by Bkjhkdmdudj November 24, 2016
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