One who commands multiple offering of ejaculate in their mouth without spilling amy after sucking many cocks in succession
"What about that ho at the crack party?" "Dude she took 13 cocks and never spilled a drop, a total jizz wrangler!" "Man, that's my mom!"
by munchowskysonville October 5, 2005
Get the jizz wranglermug. premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
by Big Nasty Bastard and Jizz Fizzler June 17, 2006
Get the jizz fizzlermug. A used gentlemen's magazine, such as a playboy or hustler or other pornographic periodical.
called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.
called so because of its moistened nature from the male owner's over-excitement.
Dude, I went to Amazing and bought Tyler a jizz rag since he can't go there himself... the little creeper.
by seangribben January 15, 2008
Get the jizz ragmug. a wad of tissue, a towel, or any other material that is wadded up and used to wipe up semen after one masturbates.
by PervertedMidget June 18, 2009
Get the jizz biscuitmug. The lowest form of fag imaginable. Not just a fag but a fag covered in jizz. It's pretty horrible if you think about it.
by Diego Pendejo September 16, 2009
Get the Jizz Fagmug. 1.) An air blowjob, complete with money shot.
2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.
2.) Your hands after you're done masturbating. If done too much, it can be like a rain dance and cause the sky to rain cum.
1.)I was so hot I went and jizz handed the fan.
2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.
2.) After masturbation, it's awesome to hold your jizz hands to the sky and let the rain cum.
by Zephyrzkingdom August 11, 2010
Get the Jizz handsmug.